Here are some jokes for and about English majors. I hope they make you smile.
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Courtesy of Taylor Mali.
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Courtesy of eFunnyCartoons.com.
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Courtesy of the blog Bookn3rd.
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Courtesy of Thoughts in Progress.
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Courtesy of the blog 101 Books.
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The Professional Organization of English Majors (POEM)
Courtesy of Brian Steffen and AmericanPublicMedia.
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Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?
A: Twenty-four because E.T. went home.
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Q: What’s the difference between a park bench and an english major?
A: A park bench can support a family of four.
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